I'm here to give chew bubble gum and give tours, and I'm all out of bubble gum. My name is Andy. I was born and raised in Indiana, and moved to Portland in 2015 with a job. Didn't like the job, but I fell in love with the Pacific Northwest. So I decided to become a teacher and stay a while. In my free time I like to hang out on the river, lift weights, travel, sing Shania Twain songs at karaoke, and bump Bone Thugs and Harmony in my minivan. I also enjoy learning, teaching, and using Jamaican swear words. If you want to know any more you will have to book a tour!